Words: Sharon Ferraro
Music: "Armour Hot Dog" jingle

 Dorsai, Gordy's Dorsai.
 What kind of fans are Gordy's Dorsai?
 Doctors; lawyers;
 Girls who carry sticks;
 Accountants; border guards;
 Magicians with their magic tricks.
 Don't ask why, they're all Dorsai.
 They're all Irregular!

       Doctors - Bob Passovoy
       Lawyers - Larry Propp
       Girls who carry sticks - Gail Hormats
       Accountants - Bob Asprin
       Border Guards - Gregg Hagglund
       Magicians - Lee Darrow

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