THE DORSAI PARTY

Words: Frank Hayes
Music: "The Church's One Foundation" (trad.)


 The Dorsai had a party,
 They came from near and far.
 Some Dorsai came by taxi,
 And others came by car.
 And each one signed his name there,
 Down in the little book,
 And each hung his personality,
 Upon a silver hook.
 
 The dogs, too, held a party,
 And came from near and far.
 Some dogs came by taxi,
 And others came by car.
 And each one signed his name there,
 Down in the little book,
 And each one hung his asshole,
 Upon a silver hook.
 
 One dog was not invited,
 Which caused him great ire.
 He stood outside the party,
 And loudly shouted, "Fire!"
 Both dogs and Dorsai panicked,
 They did not think to look.
 Each grabbed the next whatever,
 From off the nearest hook.
 
 My story now is ended,
 A sad and sorry tale.
 Which leads to a conclusion,
 We loudly may bewail.
 When a Dorsai is obnoxious,
 Forgive him, friends, for he,
 Has only a dogs asshole,
 For a personality.


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